. . . after two, 12 plus hours, days drive through five states of snow! FIVE STATES!!! No black top to be seen for over six hundred miles across I-94, then down I-29 and the Kansas Turnpike.
"Yo. Dudes. The road is still there under all that white. Seriously. It's there. NOW. MOVE. YOUR. COLLECTIVE. ASSES. I want to get home before summer."
Their thoughts? (as I imagine them to be)
"Texas plates. Um. Yea."
It's really, really good to be home. H-Town baaayyyy-bbbbeeee!!!